felixdawkins:

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

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moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

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She’s not cold hearted, she’s just tired of getting fucked over.


comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

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kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

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humorprince:

why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you

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dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Spider Pizza Tutorial from Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons. Really easy and cute pizza using a store bought cheese pizza as the base. For more Halloween recipes like clotted blood, The Walking Dead Daryl’s Cookie Ear Necklace and Brains in a Jar go here: halloweencrafts.tumblr.com/tagged/food
Here’s another DIY Pizza: The Ghost and Spider Pizza from Chef Mom.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Spider Pizza Tutorial from Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons. Really easy and cute pizza using a store bought cheese pizza as the base. For more Halloween recipes like clotted blood, The Walking Dead Daryl’s Cookie Ear Necklace and Brains in a Jar go here: halloweencrafts.tumblr.com/tagged/food

Here’s another DIY Pizza: The Ghost and Spider Pizza from Chef Mom.


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