i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
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Jensen is just like…Jared NO. Stop playing with that! Give to me! Jesus, I can’t take you anywhere!
#ACTUAL 5 YEAR OLD
#ACTUAL MOM
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no fuck off
you are dead to me, microsoft word.that’s because freedom doesn’t include u just me
That’s nice Nited States of America
No free healthcare. All I have to say.
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Exactly.
Nice try, Josh.
I love his britishness
I feel your pain, Benedict. Try explaining to (fellow) Australians that football is football, not soccer. Sigh.
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the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.
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